wickedwitchshaming:

Alucard: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Trevor asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Trevor: hey what kind of animal is the pink panther?

Alucard, already taking off his clothes: Trevor, you’re so fucking stupid

the-god-of-nihon:

Sypha: “Was it a good idea to leave Alucard alone back there?”

Trevor: “How do you mean?”

Sypha: “I mean, we just killed his dad, his entire family is dead now.”

Trevor: “Well my entire family is dead, and I’m fine.”

Trevor: “…”

Trevor: “We should probably go back.”

Sypha: “Yeah.”