you know, mostly I love the way Castiel is presented in fandom. but sometimes I miss seeing the side of Cas that isnât just cheery and bumbling and sweet-mannered. I love the old bad-tempered, overdramatic whiny pissbaby Cas. this is the creature who bitched and complained constantly, and whose first instinct upon hearing the Apocalypse had arrived was to suggest they all get piss-drunk and lie down on the ground and wait to die.
whereâs the high school AU where Cas is a melodramatic bitter asshole like âI failed this test. whatâs the point. Iâm going to drown myself in the water fountainâ whereâs the coffee shop AU where someone gets Casâ order wrong and instead of being a cutie about it he just stares bleakly into his styrofoam cup like âi guess itâll do. i guess it wonât matter when we all eventually turn to the abyss. then again, by that logic, nothing really mattersâ or the cute teacher AU where he teaches philosophy and gives all the kids existential crises being like âwell, technically, nothing is real. and our concept of human life is arbitrary and entirely meaninglessâŚâŚ. your paper is due Thursdayâ
please
bad-tempered
overdramatic
whiny
pissbaby
cas
who
bitches
and
complains
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fucking
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Me jumping in when I find a well characterised Cas fic or meta
Honestly Cas is so marvellously bitchy. He may be willing to go to hell and back for his loved ones, but he will complain about it the entire time.
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