improvised weaponry
they beat jesus with that
Vegan BDSM equipment
This post killed me 3 times
Tag: queued
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
Same
Bruh
Y they just flame him lmfao
I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this
who knew white ppl had it in them
toooooo real
A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it.
If we do open it we could find
- The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
- Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
- An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)
It’s a win/win/win scenario.
I’m Mike Drucker in this situation
I FULLY SUPPORT THIS
It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess
oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]
Calling somebody else fat won’t make you skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
Mean Girls (2004), dir. Mark Waters.
All of fishblr needs one and we can start a gang
safety first
From: Reign, 2.12
Character: Mary Stuart
Actor: Adelaide Kane
Costume By: Meredith Markworth-Pollack
(requested by anonymous)
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Site Title 