people who prefer other platforms have been dumping on facebook for abt a decade now (rightfully so) and while i agree, i miss old facebook and how people would mainly post personal blurbs there instead of jst endlessly sharing other people’s content. in like 2012 or something, i remember some girl a few classes behind me posted a status that said something to the effect of “watching cars 2… tired of all the fake bitches…” and I’m never going to forget it for the rest of my life bc of the implication that lightning mcqueen is a fake bitch. which he is, actually. pass it on.
Straight men who are way too into Bob Dylan will cheat on you and try to get high on your mood stabilizers, but straight men who are way too into David Bowie will ruin your $65 eyeshadow palette trying to take an edgy and entirely performative Instagram photo about how misogyny also somehow affects cis men, so honestly, you’re better off just spending your time building a pipe organ out of garbage or some shit if you’re really all that committed to having a huge, loud, tacky waste of space, time, and resources in your apartment.
I don’t want to talk about it! I’m right and that’s that.