you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.
It’s super obvious who would win, by simple process of elimination. First, churches exist in adamant opposition to each of the other three, so they’d lose by trying to fight a battle on three fronts. They’re first out of the running.
This leaves pubs, furries, and mcdonalds. Straight away we eliminate another candidate: while pubs and mcdonalds are establishments which have many employees each, furries are individuals. Therefore, in terms of number of troops, pubs and mcdonalds have more than furries, and so no amount of yiffing will save them from their certain demise.
So who wins between the pubs and the mcdonalds? At first it might seem that the pubs would win: while the products from both establishments are fattening, beer will make you violent before it makes you fat and slow, so would produce better soldiers. However, this line of logic fails to take into account one simple thing: scale. America is a much much larger country than the UK, and as such a similar proportional volume of mcdonalds to the volume of pubs means a much much larger number of mcdonalds than pubs. As such, the pubs are outnumbered and the mcdonalds win the death battle. Problem solved.
So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.
So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.
But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.
Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.
Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.
She stops, wide-eyed.
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”
I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”
lesbian brain: Regina George is the biggest lesbian in the history of cinema and she started the lesbian rumor about Janis to deflect from her own feelings and used hyper femininity and bullying to do the same when she entered high school in the rest of this essay I will-
Galaxy lesbian brain: Regina and Janis are both lesbians who had crushes on each other in middle school. When Janis started testing the waters by flirting more seriously, Regina freaked out and started telling people to draw suspicion away from herself. This pushed both girls farther back into the closet and is why Janis has so much rage for Regina. Regina didn’t just start a rumor that got Janis bullied, she completely and utterly betrayed her by almost outing her and destroying not only their already established friendship, but the budding relationship between them.
this is so surreal, is this a set of fake gifs of like tom holland defending an imaginary nonbinary partner in an interview but made to look real? why would you make this. what is going on. what am i looking at here?
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