prismatic-bell:

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan:

nuttersincorporated:

the-argumentative-viper:

probablyvampirerpgideas:

anachronistic-cat:

probablyvampirerpgideas:

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

… can i use that phrase irl?

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly
knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk
backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

Listen here, cum-slut, I wager you five mil you own no bird. But prithee, I have seven fowl to my house. I tell you this, not a beast of the air would walk, unfettered, into a fount of chocolate. Most rare is it that such one would walk, lo, even into the pouring of waters.

Soft, though, what of it should you speak true, fool?

If a brid walketh anon.

þone fugol stillan
ġelīċlīċe

ācwæl.

fjarcob:

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i am in LOVE w the racka sheep’s horns

LOOK at these bastards

what sick fuckin horns

@scuzer

frenums:

frogparty:

frogparty:

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home