the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
Tag: omg
The Lego Movie has big dick energy for doing this and I’m thankful
jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL
A featherless biped?
Diogenes:
THEY ARE WHAT???
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
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