malecs:

And the shitty thing is, guys like my dad, they’re giving Jesus a bad name, okay? ‘Cause from all that I know, Jesus was amazing. I mean, I don’t know he helped out the poor and sick, okay? He loves you unconditionally. I just think all those kids with their WWJD wrist bands need to ask themselves, “What would Jesus actually do?” Call me a “faggot loser”?

Alex Strangelove (2018)

racheloo:

this netflix movie is so fucking weird like

a plot: alex runs into a gay kid at a house party, smokes weed for the first time, burgeoning feelings develop, feels like an epiphany as he lies in bed and talks with this guy

b plot: alex’s friend licks a frog that another friend illegally attained for $1100 over the internet because its skin has psychedelic properties, goes on a stoned rampage and eats a thousand gummy worms on the floor of the pantry