y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth
that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.
Let’s be real Steve Rogers probably used to steal shit when he was a kid
Skinny little hands that were fast and quick, always wearing jackets that were too long and too baggy and good for hiding stuff in? Steve probably snuck into the corner stores and stole candy bars for Bucky when he’d been working too long with too little food, because uhhh workers??? Getting enough money to actually feed themselves?? In the depression? Don’t be ridiculous. Steve would go into a Macy’s wearing one outfit and come out five minutes later wearing a whole-ass other one like Surprise ma!!!! You don’t have to work 27 hours just to pay for new socks now!!
Steve Rogers, shopping with Tony Stark 70 years later: What the fuck is this shirt seriously that expensive?
Tony Stark: Yeah but it’s fine it’s just inflation and New York prices I g-
Steve, already popping off the tag and shoving the shirt into his jacket without even thinking about it: Sorry what?
Tony: Steve what in the name of fuck are you doing
Steve: No one should pay this much for a shirt
Tony: Steve I will BUY you that shirt. I’ll buy you twelve of those shirts!
Steve: Because you’re a billionaire.
Tony: Yes.
Steve: How many of your workers do you think can afford these shirts? How many of the workers here can afford them? Or the people who make the shirts?
Tony: …
Tony: Take the shirts. I’m buying the company that makes them and, also, this store. Everyone gets a raise, PTO, sick leave and health benefits. And some goddamned shirts. Today.
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