me: i’m so done with the edgy pixelberry basic ass men!!!!! boring!!!!! over their grumpy asses!!!!! no mister darcy-lookin piece can make me change my mind
Listen, I’m all here for a secret love affair with the mysterious noblewoman. It’s clique but I love the idea of them sneaking around, escaping for nights on the town, pulling each other aside then acting all innocent in front of the others, risking getting caught, or maybe actually getting caught by a servant and having to strike a deal to keep them quiet.