people who don’t own cats: cats are so aloof… they just keep to themselves and don’t care that you even exist
cats: hey! hey! hey! hey! pay attention to me! hey! why aren’t you looking at me! hey! hey! if you don’t pet me right now i’ll freakin die! hey! heeeyyy!!!!
So true…usually also accompanied by…
cat: *crash* you didn’t look at me good enough.
i love my tiny destructive house goblin
cat: i know you’re doing something but here’s my butthole
cat: allow me to show you my love by making you bleed then getting mad and pretending you wronged me by not wanting to be sliced to pieces by my toe knives
cat: I see you’re trying to do something on your laptop thing but it’s warm and I want attention so I’ll lay right on top. No work, just pets
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