autumnhobbit:

if Dick stole his car again when he left as an extra “fuck you” to Bruce: i will be ticked

if Bruce gave him the car because he knew he liked it from him stealing it: i will be pleased

if Bruce allowed him to believe he stole it again as an extra “fuck you” but he actually left the keys where he knew he could find them because despite their differences and disagreements he loves his adopted son and wants him to have something if he likes it: i will be OVERJOYED

inheroes–wetrust:

dick: *runs away by jumping out the window and flipping out of trees*

dick: *steals bruce’s very expensive car and goes for a joyride*

dick: *says he wants to kill the people who killed his parents*

alfred:

bruce:

alfred: perhaps a therapist would – 

bruce: i’m gonna teach him to fight crime dressed as a bird

alfred: master wayne no