Kisuke Urahara

jujuspams:

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  • When I ask who’s the number 1 soul reaper daddy, y’all hoes better scream in unison
  • KISUKE “fucks you in his Gucci hat” URAHARA
  • This is not up for debate I don’t wanna hear it
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  • Now of course Byakuya also holds this position
  • But he’s for another time
  • Cause whew chile that’s a story🤤🤤😻
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  • Let’s start with what drew me to him first
  • My dude Kisuke is down for us girls of color
  • You can’t tell me him and Yoruichi wasn’t fucking each other’s brains out
  • Like my bitch was at his house 24/7
  • If y’all ever catch me at a nigga’s house that much just know he breaking my spine in
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  • Then he was a undercover goat
  • Like for most of the series I thought he was weak as shit
  • He legit came out of nowhere kicking ass
  • Another undercover goat was Ichigo’s dad, cause I definitely thought that nigga was stupid as shit
  • Kisuke was strong asf, he just didn’t show it
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  • Now his fit was as laid back as him
  • But he still rocked that shit like a champ
  • I strongly believe his whole fit is Gucci, don’t ask me why I just know it is
  • He was kicking ass in sandals
  • Fucking Sandals
  • I can barely run in them bitches without busting my ass
  • You really think I’m about to get in poppin in sandals
  • Like bitch we gone have to reschedule yo ass beating
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  • I’m mad it’s no fucking gifs of him fighting
  • Like god damn this is frustrating 😤😤
  • He deserves more than this bullshit
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  • He aged well too bitch
  • Like I strongly believe if you’re laid back and unproblematic you don’t age
  • All he did was get a little stubble on his chin
  • And if you ask me that adds to the sensation
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In other words Kisuke deserves more love than he gets and I’m here to educate you hoes on the reason why.

I’m still mad that he doesn’t have that many different gifs