y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth
that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.
Can we all take a moment to notice the difference in their styles.
Here’s Steve with this great majestic kick into a standing position and then there’s Bucky.
Bucky is like he just got told to get out of his bed by his mum.
“Ugh why do I have to get up? What did I do to deserve this? Sure u flick up Steve like a dumb prancing pony whilst I crawl around in the dirt like a mealworm.”
A few people have commented on this post saying that Bucky’s approach at getting up is more practical than Steve’s majestic swoop of a flip and I would like to point out two things
1) Steve still gets to his feet faster than Bucky (even if it’s not “practical”)
2) When has Steve Rogers ever made a decision whilst fighting that wasn’t the most Extra™️ thing that you could think of? This is a man that jumps onto grenades, out of planes without a parachute, and pulls helicopters out of the sky with sheer stubbornness. When has Steve “practical” Rogers ever drop kicked a god in the face? Never because he doesn’t exist.
Site Title 