Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples
This crosses the line
u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

AHGDGHDFJHKHFGGF????
If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..
We literally asked for you to take care of the porn bots and the actual nasty and dangerous people in this site not take the nsfw away tf
Sexual things aren’t bad, you’re just letting kids unprotected or letting them not follow the fucking rules when it comes to age restriction
You’re literally destroying your own site
photo-of-your-mommy-with-a-mummy:
on the 16th let’s just have everyone posting and reblogging nsfw shit nonstop. Really make those last moments matter.
for our last act of defiance, we’ll all be horny on main
no tits on Tumblr but Nazis are fine i guess
a list of current immortals
- florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
- keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
- jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
- harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s
- lorde: 1920′s flapper era
- hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
- john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
- paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
What the fuck is this ad omfgggg
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