iwilleatyourenglish:

tabbran:

lena-zorel:

I can’t believe Jameela ended the kardashians

in case you guys don’t know, flat tummy or dieter’s tea, works through giving you the world’s most savage case of diarrhea which dehydrates you and you “lose” weight.

all of these girls who are advertising the tea results got there through basically shitting themselves

honestly, i highly doubt they even use the tea. they’re, like jameela said, using dietitians, personal trainers, and plastic surgery and just pretending the tea did it so they can make money.

laxative teas are extremely dangerous when used regularly for weight loss. they can literally kill you. the people advertising this shit to impressionable people–often kids–are human garbage.

brynwrites:

‘Shitty rough drafts’ doesn’t mean your rough draft is bad, it just means:

The rough draft is the shittiest version of this story you’ll ever write.

You may feel like the rough draft you’re writing is an awful, terrible mess, but it probably isn’t as bad as you think it is. (Or you may feel that it’s a fantastic piece of writing right now, and worry what it will look like to you tomorrow.) No matter your feelings in the moment though, this story will never be worst than it is now. 

It only gets better from here. Your writing only gets better from here.

So keep writing, and keep writing rough drafts, shitty or otherwise.

thescienceofjohnlock:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

queen-baelin:

queen-baelin:

I just want you guys to know that the woman of the confused lady meme is a Brazilian actress

it’s a scene from a soap opera. her character was called Nazaré Tedesco. This was one of the most iconic roles in all of Brazilian soap operas. So here goes another iconic scene (it’s Nazaré kidnapping a baby) that you guys can use to make memes:

I’m so glad this post is still going around

wtf this entire time i thought she was the tall lady from american horror story

I thought it was Julia Roberts

thescienceofjohnlock:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tk-senpai:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hufflepuff-writer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

apharc:

uncreative-lesbian-fangirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

the answers keep getting worse better

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

I don’t even know what a nickle is worth, is it 5 cents?