the new pokemon movie definitely rides the fine line into the uncanny valley
like u got some pokemon where its like:
wow! look at a real life Pikachu! now thats a friend i would like to give a hug and become my lifelong partner!
then with others its like:
well….alright not sure I really needed to see every wrinkle and imperfection on Mr Mimes face…really didn’t need to know he had tiny hairs growing out the top of his head but uh…thanks….i guess??
If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.
Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.
As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.
Me
We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.
there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.
like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything
THE BOY
Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).
The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.
You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.
And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.
And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.
BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.
Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.
This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.
I FINALLY GOT TO HEAR JUDITH CALL MICHONNE MOM AND MICHONNE AND RICK HAVE THEIR VERY OWN BABY BOY TOGETHER AND HE IS SO FUCKING CUTE AND JUDITH IS PROBABLY THE BEST BIG SISTER AND I JUST FUCKING LOVE THE GRIMES FAMILY WITH MY WHOLE HEART
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