Answer me this atheists

enye-word:

wordcubed:

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

bruh that was your landlord

bunjywunjy:

viralthings:

This octopus candle holder that my sister hand made in a pottery studio.

tell your sister good fucking job

quoted-books:

“Maybe if I can just sleep for a hundred years, I’ll wake up in a better story.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick, My Life Next Door

pettydavis:

being on here 5 years does not make you heauxes a tumblr ancient. im sorry but you have to have been here when ppl still said “creys” and “what is air” and you actually remember this cursed imaged