pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

I enjoy “log off” as an imperative because it lacks the implications of “go outside” it’s just like “please sign out of this social media website in particular for some amount of time” you know? Hey try a different terrible website for a while. Neopets. Farming craigslist. Pinterest. Surround yourself with housewives posting about clothespin dolls for 1 month and then come back. That’s my official prescription.

Honestly there’s a large amount of ppl on here who I say “log off” to with the intensity and desperation of Elrond screaming at Isildur to throw the one ring into mount doom

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