Gay Hook-Up Site Glossary of Terms

beyonslayed:

cakesandcourage:

• Hi: Would you like to have anal sex with me?
• Sup bro?: Bottom
• Just relaxing here: I’m bare-ass naked on the sofa, sitting on top of an unfolded 33-gallon garbage bag and typing with one hand with a bottle of poppers in the other
• I love Glee: Bottom
• Got pics?: Please send photos of your penis that I can store and masturbate to later in the mall food court bathroom
• 25: 33
• Masc: Bottom
• Can’t host: My wheelchair-bound mother and I share a room
• Foodie: You’ll want to stab me at restaurants
• Love to party: I don’t have any natural teeth left
• No blacks: My Pentecostal upbringing makes me deeply uncomfortable with my recurring wet dream where Blair Underwood plows me so hard that I lose the power of speech and can say nothing but “yes, Blair!” and “fuck me, Blair!” for the remainder of my days on Earth
• 33: 47
• Anything goes: I have a particularly virulent strain of herpes that I’d love to share with you
• Dude: Bottom
• 21: 16
• 😉: Bottom
• Bottom: Bottom
• Top: Bottom
• No drama: Bottom
• I fucking hate Glee: Bottom

I’m blocking OP