capt-confusion:

gluten-free-pussy:

floozys:

regretsandshipping:

floozys:

being lactose intolerant but obsessed with dairy products 

okay seriously why does EVERY lactose intolerant person just. Eat/Drink dairy even when y’all KNOW it’s gonna hurt. The level of nihilism that lactose intolerant people have achieved is insanely chaotic and I don’t know what to do.

We’re here for a good time, not a long time

Actually all humans are lactose intolerant. It’s just some are more than others.